A dinosaur anymore: Ladies and gentlemen

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“Yes, but what genes did you use?
” “It’s classified.”

Am I the only guy who remembers that Masrani is Wu's boss? And so, maybe he has vague access to this information?

"Listen, Dr. Wu, I know we've been taking the piss from the beginning, but now the employee telling me I'm not allowed to know something just to create a twist later, it's really starting to show!"
"Well, I can at least explain: for the growth of the beast, we used the genome of amphibians phone number list and reptiles, and bam, suddenly, it acquired their optical and thermal camouflage capabilities."

It's not , it's Peter Parker.

In any case, faced with the threat, Masrani decides to act: better to kill the beast than lose the park. So he goes to his helicopter and asks for the famous minigun that was lying around in the park's reserves to be mounted on it. Don't ask me why, he probably found it at a flea market. As soon as it's ready, it'll be less funny. The pilot's license will come in handy! Come on, act surprised. Better than that. Better than that! There. That wasn't bad.

But back to Ritalin and Hormonax, who are playing around in a magic ball in the lost corners of the park. While they are walking in the pretty forest, they encounter a group of happy dinosaurs. It's beautiful! But when the latter suddenly have their little faces eaten by the I-Rex, who was hanging around nearby, there's a bit of panic. Our young heroes try to escape, but in the chaos of the battle, their ball is damaged, and once all the dinosaurs are killed, they find themselves at the mercy of the I-Rex. Who plays with them like a toy, but by trying to eat them, the ball begins to crack. The two boys manage to escape, then run out of the monster's reach before throwing themselves off a waterfall to lose the beast. Which works. And you know what they do when they come out of the water after escaping certain death, in the middle of a park full of large carnivores and left to their own devices?

They're laughing. Because huhuhu, it was epic, lulz.

What the hell is this movie about? No, but seriously, can we stop there? Be a little coherent? Ritalin should have the Grand Canyon tourist map in his pants after a stunt like that, and Hormonax should try to copulate with a branch to try not to die a virgin, seeing as how hot he is. But laughing, no. I don't see that.

Owen and Sally then head towards the children's ball signal, and on the way, cross the herbivore zone. Who have all had their mouths crushed by the I-Rex, and are on the ground. A diplodocus is dying, and our heroes will therefore lean over it and tell it that it's going to be okay, big guy, you can go towards the light, you had a good life as a dinosaur. The diplodocus can therefore die in peace, while our heroes discuss the I-Rex, which kills for pleasure, and not for food.

Otherwise, I don't know if you remember, good people, but while you're crying over your dino friend, your nephews are still out there with an I-Rex on their tails. But I guess it doesn't really matter. After all, you only just crossed the island for this. You don't want to give the diplodocus a proper Christian burial while we're at it? It should only take two or three days, so treat yourself. Right? Okay.