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"Hohoho, I'm the bad guy! The robot that attacked me when you went back in time, Kyle... that was Skynet itself, given a body! It upgraded me! Made me a superior being, a whole new kind of robot! And now I serve Skynet, hohoho!
" "Okay, fine, but what are you doing here? Assuming you could have come?
" "Well, I... I wanted to suggest that we... become robots? Also? Would we be a buy phone number list robot family?
" "... 
" "Do robot things? Like, uh... spam? Fault Captchas?
" "And if we don't want to?
" "Then I'll stop you from sabotaging Skynet."

Logically, the right answer to give at that moment, my little Kyle, is "  And I'm going to wear a condom ." And in the second, John Connor should disappear, since he himself just said that he was there to save the future. So what they do here does have an impact on the future. And if there is no copulation, John should become leader of the Resistance, yes, but in your testicles (which can give funny scenes, but not in the cinema).

Let's face it, Kyle tries to say that John can't kill them, because otherwise he wouldn't be born. But the only response from the production team is a kind of rotten sidestepping of the "  I do what I want " kind of way. This film never ceases to amaze me.

A big battle ensues during which our heroes flee, helped by Grandpa who slaps John, and even manages to stick him to an MRI scanner in the hospital, which really damages the molecular integrity of poor John, made of metallic dust, let's remember.

But it doesn't kill him (ah?) which gives our heroes just enough time to escape.

And go hide in an old underground tunnel that Grandpa has spent the last 33 years preparing for D-Day. He's packed it with weapons and explosives, with the goal of attacking Skynet on the eve of its launch. But where? Well, inside the offices of the company Gigi, which develops the Genisys software, a tool supposed to connect all the connected devices of all its customers. And incidentally, also connect everything to the American defense system, because it's well known, everyone wants any joker to be able to nuke the planet from their smartphone by pressing the wrong button during a slightly confusing game of Candy Crush .

How many scatological ideas per minute are there in this film? It's approaching the miraculous at this point.

Anyway. Everyone is super excited and eagerly following the countdown to the launch of Genisys, which looks so amazing (personally, I didn't even understand the principle of the thing), and its creators are giving interviews on conferences, all while involving Genisys itself, which looks like... a hologram of an annoying little child who says he can't wait to be online.